Greg Abbott: Don’t Tread On Me!

I recently saw on a coworker’s truck (of course it was a truck) the following:


Pretty odd campaign slogan for a lifelong politician and the head of the Texas state government – a person who would seemingly embody the government oppression that he simultaneously decries to idiots and supporters to keep himself in power.

However, I thought perhaps this version is more appropriate for Mr. Abbott:


No need to thank me, Greg!